10 Things Men Hate About Women

Dear Diary,

You see what most women hate about men... so how about the reverse, what are the top 10 things Men hate about women...here goes:

One
Men hate the way women jump to conclusions and asumptions with out knowing all the facts surrouding the situation. Women see a situation and immediatly jump to the most logical explanation with out asking any questions. Then when men try to explain the womans mind is already made up with their own dillusion and they think they are right. Heres an example...
What happened my sandwich you ate it on me.... Eh no I didn't the dog must have taken it... Eh no he didn't you ate it.... Look the dog is eating it in the corner there look... Well you gave it to him then, there is no way the dog could have taken it off the plate... Yeah sure hunny what ever..

Two
Women love to make plans without consulting us first, just as we think that we are going to have a handy weekend and just relax ourselves. Who should walk into crush our spirt, only herself, with great news on how she is got other plans in mind. And when we make plan to do something we get... Eh no your not your doing this instead... Famous words, I told you during the week.. If you told us during the week we wouldn't have made our plans to relax for the weekend, would we..

Three
We don't want to know your every step of the day. Women have a habit of saying, guess what happenend to me today... What happend honey ? thinking you would just tell us the actual event of what happend. But no you tell us everything from the minute you left the house all the way up to what happend and everything in between... And you then wonder why we dont listen to you... Just give us the facts we dont want to know what kind of trouble you had finding a parking spot, or how much of a bitch your boss is or if a work college wore the same clothes as you... we just dont want to know.

Four
We hate your total disregard in our input in dicisions. Women ask our advice and then dont take it.. For example... There is somebody talking about me in work and she is a total bitch what should I do... Confront her and tell her how much of a bitch she is if front of everybody and be little her just like she is behind your back.. Yeah I will thanks I'll do it first thing tomorrow... After work that day... So did you do it ? Eh no I never got a chance.. how could you not get the chance she works beside you... Men confront men and let them know what they think of each other all the time. Thats how its done, usually when we have our differances a side we know where we stand and just get on afterwards.

Five
We hate the way you question everything we do, we can not leave the house without telling you where we are going... Why do women do this and then acuse us of being controling... We dont ask women where they are going or what they are doing usually because it sparks an argument.. Its just not worth the hassel to ask.

Six
Dont ask us what clothes go with what because we can't tell you, we dont know what you mean. All we can tell you is trousers go on your legs and a jumper or a blouse will cover your boobs and you might want to put some shoes on. One of our shirts will do for saturday or sunday mornings because this is all you will need. It is up to you dress yourself up we wouldn't have a clue... Sure whatever we say you just go with something else.

Seven
Men hate shopping, especially clothes shopping. Again we dont know what colours go with what or what handbag goes with what shoes. The truth be known we actually dont care, the only thing on our minds is when is this going to stop, so I can get home and relax. When men shop we know exactly what we want and just go for those items, women on the other hand might have an idea of what they want but could spend the whole day arsing around different shops.

Eight
Stating the obvious is another great trait of the female of our kind. Women always seem to say the most obvious thing in any event, such as something falling, something breaking down or making a loud noise or almost everything. Heres a few examples... I couldn't stop it from falling... Its a bit obvious you couldnt stop it if its broken on the ground... We'll have to clean that up... Well we are hardly going to leave it there are we... That wont fit in there... Right again honey it wont sure look at the size of it... I have come to the conclusion that they only state the obvious to buy them time to see our reaction.. Yes honey I will fix it, I will clean it up, you broke it but sure just because you stated the obvious and I love you, I will get it..

Nine
We hate interuptions if we are doing something, women will call men from the other room and expect us to go to them if they want to talk to us.. Beckond to attention like a dog would be.. Come here I want to talk to you, no fear of her getting up and coming to talk to you, oh no, we have to go to you. If men try and pull the same trick we get answered by.... Well you know where I am, you come here im busy... We are treated like dogs men and they see us as them too... After a while it becomes a habit and when we want to talk to them or they us, we just get up and go without thinking about it.

Ten
Women give out about the toilet seat being up constantly. Would'nt it be the same job for us to put it down than it would for you to put up. We dont ask you to put the seat up when you are finished so what gives..

Top Ten Things Women Hate About Men

Dear Diary,

I was surfing the net and I found this interesting articles... Top 10 things women hate about men... Geez... Let's see what they have got...

1. Ego!
We fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till it’s 100 kms into the wrong direction?! Like, isn’t it more sensible to just ask for directions, you save on time, petrol and energy?

[Attitude Princess] - I must agree to that... 80% of the Asian guys I knew are Egoistic... but then again... it isn't the thing I hate about guys... It's ok to have ego I think...and don't everyone have got ego? I think women have egos too...

2. Would it kill to remember?
They remember the names of footballers from NFL and the scores each player has made, but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts. What kind selective memory is that?

[Attitude Princess] - Geez... I think I can remember the MAN U players name better too... Heehee.. then again there's reminders on mobile these days...

3. Ogling:
They love to ogle at women (read breasts), even when they are with their date. Like, how rude!

[Attitude Princess] - Gosh... but.. I Ogle at charming guys too... don't you... ?!

4. Double talk:
They nod their heads during a talk about gender equality, and then insist on paying the bills during a date, because it is not manly enough to let the woman pay. Yeah, right! At least, not when someone could be watching.

[Attitude Princess] - Well...What's the problem with you gals.. aren't you happier that someone is willing to pay for you?? And if matters so much, what are you gals different from the guys... the ego is creating a effect on you, isn't?


5. Lazy men:
Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores?

[Attitude Princess] - Ok, for once I agree with what's mentioned so far... I cant stand it when guys totally sit there like an emperor and leave all the chores to their loved ones...

6. Possessive… ugh!
They are extremely possessive. Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray?

[Attitude Princess] - Hmm... Okie, I agree to this as well... indeed I can't stand possessive guys...give me a break... don't stop me from whatever I am gng to wear, who i am gng out with when I don't meddle with ur biz... but then again.... I have seen more possessive gals than guys... so..??

7. Hypocrisy:
They love to hang out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And… please hurry with it!

[Attitude Princess] - Hahaha.... Well well well.... I think this applies to the gals too... i wouldn't want my loved ones to be drop dead gorgeous... I rather he's a plain tom.. =p

8. The basics of life:
Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven’t figured the order of importance.

[Attitude Princess] - I have to agree to a certain extend.. but...

9. The phallic symbol:
They have a birth right over the Remote control. Seems it is more like a phallic symbol that they need to carry around at home, I guess.

[Attitude Princess] - Guess I don't have that kinda problem....

10. Superman!
Think of themselves to be exalted beings - a mechanic, technician, plumber and financial advisor all rolled into one. We might have liked that about you, if you didn’t make such a big deal out of it!

[Attitude Princess] - lolx... isn't this pretty much the same as being ego?? keke.. seems like the author has got nothing much to write..

Goodness... my gfs are screaming at my comment as I say my thought aloud... i don't quite agree to the author who comes out with this top ten list.. wonder how she comes out with it.. maybe i hang out too much with guys.. or i am too boyish to come to terms with the majority ladies... what's ur say...