The "unexpected" on coach journeys

Dear Diary,

Most of the Blog supporters would have known that I'm a regular traveller to KL via coaches. Based on my research, the value option you can go for is (1) Star Mart (2) Grassland. On a non-peak season, starmart is S$20/pax (Sin-KL) for a 1-way. Get the return from KL back at RM45 (S$20). On a peak period, it would be S$30. For the above, you are entitled to a 27- seater with massage chair. For grassland, price difference for a "super" bus would be S$25 / 30 if you purchase online. OTC, S$35. General comment: SM is cheaper & faster (no stop-over) but seats are less comfortable. Alright, so much so on the price, back to the topic. Been a frequent coach rider I have encounter pretty much weird or unexpected behavior/situations. The most ridiculous would have to be awarded to a pair young lovers who simply could not resist the mutual attraction, making out in a coach 90% occupied. (BTW this couple seats diagonally infront of me as I'm at the 1seater) It started with the touching and kissing... Soon after the toilet break, the couple shifted to the last row of seats (it's not occupied, generally people wld avoid last row of seat in a long coach journey as its bumpy). 15 mins after the bus takes off, we (passengers) started to hear some moaning sounds... Like most of the other passengers, I got curious and turn my head to the source of the sound. Guess you know what we saw... The doggy style was right at our sight - their sides of the body was facing us.. Girl's hands were on the windows and one of their legs on the chair.. While some are pretty much disturbed, other were giggling and having their free show!! Unbelievable right?! I really wonder why can't they wait till they reach the hotel.. To be continued... (The "best" liar)