Joke Of The Day
Read a funny joke, thought I would just share it with you guys for a good laugh after that stressful day at work or studying (especially for those who's exams are just round the corner) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a knack for wearing -very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread he has a brilliant idea. "I’d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf.The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he had surmised he would be. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get 2 loaves as he is having company for dinner.As the clerk retrieves the 2nd loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this raisin bread for herself.Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yells, "Is yours raisin, too?""No," croaks the feeble old man ..."But it’s startin’ to twitch."~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Good Day! Cheerios
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++ The Author
Choo Kai Ling
Attitude Princess
DOB:6th Oct 82 (Libra)
cklbluelady@yahoo.com.sg
MSN
cklbluelady@hotmail.com
You are reading the
blog of a gal, with very much ATTITUDE.
A pampered spoiled
little princess blessed with many knights and 'Royal' friends.
In general I am a very typical Librans with Confident, cheerful & positive
is my Logo. Basically, I'm sociable & plain active person.. One who
holds great aspiration and dreams for the future. While career is my major
priority, Friends & family holds a strong priority as well.
I love beautiful things and ones impression matters
to me so
I rate my frenz based
on the 2 criteria. It sounds shallow but it's important my frenz know how to
make themselves presentable cuz impression counts. I'm not pretty yet I feel
it's important to leave a good impression with great attitude.
I chose my frenz. chose who i go out with and I'm particular. I guess I'm
not lack of frenz but i draw clear line the "category" of fren they are in.
Nonetheless, I'm lucky to have many truthful ones...
++Hobbies:
Shopping...Gals Talk, chilling out.. Anything that's fun..
Arts: designing & Doodling, Sports/Outdoor games: Swimming, Roller
Blading
Ball games: Touch Rugby, net ball, volley ball etc etc
++Favorite Flower:
White Lily, Calla Lilly
++Favorite Books:
Love reading magazines..
Motivating books like:
Who moved my cheese,
Rich Dad poor dad, I'm gifted so are you
My current Favorite goes to-
Da vinci's Code (GREAT BOOK)
++Favorite Shows:
I love Korean &Japanese Drama...
Cartoons counted?? I love Smurf -My all time favorite.. Haha. .
I Love Anime too like Naruto, GTO, Bleach etc etc..
Smallville, Friends, Charmed, Alley Mcbeal, Buffy the
Vampire Slayer, and a whole lot more..
++Favorite Dog:
Golden Retriever
++Schools I Attended:
BHSP
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CTSS
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SAJC
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CJC
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JJC
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NTU
++Goal Station:
Pathfinder Prudential
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Marilyn Child care
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Sentosa (Faber Tours)
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NTUC Media
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Singapore Science Centre
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Bossard
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Citi
+ + My Favorite links
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Facebook
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Friendsville
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Multiply
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Hi 5
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Yahoo Groups
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Singet SMS
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Starhub SMS
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photobucket
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Flickr
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B3Tapix
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Village Photos
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Shopping Life style
++ My Wishlist
++ Blogs I Read
++Friends
++Others
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Babe
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XiaXue
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Poison Apple
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S'pore
Official Porn Site
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Mr Brown
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Sarng
Party Girl
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Kenny Sia
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Big High Heels
♥Rockson
Takumi Tan
++ Friends
Never Take Someone for Granted. Hold Every
person close to your heart, because you might wake up one day and
realize that you have lost a Diamond while you were too busy collecting
stones.
Treasure Each and Every Friendship.
" Life Without Friendship is Like
The Sky Without The Sun!"
++ Co-Workers
++ History
++ Tag
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